She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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