I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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