haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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