So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Randomize
