your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
MIDGETS
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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