Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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