I want to have your abortion
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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