But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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