Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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