Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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