it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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