Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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