Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
His nipple licking is glorious
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