i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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