You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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