Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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