Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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