More tranny stories later!
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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