went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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