If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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