How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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