Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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