it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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