did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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