And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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