I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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