She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
how does that bad decision feel?
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