too bad you live with your parents still
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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