Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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