My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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