Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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