and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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