There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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