he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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