Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
