im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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