No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
