so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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