hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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