Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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