All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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