they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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