I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
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