I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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