you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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