Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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