If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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