so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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