Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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