it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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