dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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